Just cut and paste the authors name to find the rest of that persons quotes
-- Woody Allen
"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love ."
--From 'Annie Hall' 1977.
"A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said
"It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
--From 'Death' 1975.
"There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an
"Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons."
--From 'Without Feathers' 1976.
"I failed to make the chess team because of my height."
"I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's
"Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty
"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve it through
"I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me