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Less and grayer hair.
-- Cal Ripkin Jr., baseball player, describing how he has changed over the course of his consecutive games record

Of the seven dwarves, only Dopey had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the custom of shaving.
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All

Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said.
-- George Santayana

Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and shorts for the last four years?
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show

A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
-- Adlai Stevenson

Like a prune, you are not getting any better looking, but you are getting sweeter.
-- N. D. Stice

Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
-- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn

I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh

One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul and yet no one ever comes to sit by it. Passersby see only a wisp of smoke rising from the chimney and continue on their way.
-- Vincent Van Gogh

A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal

Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer

It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
-- Mae West

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde

Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for your face.
-- Anita Wise