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THE ART WORLD
"Andy Warhol is the only genius I've ever known with an I.Q. of 60."
-- Gore Vidal.
"Who among us has not gazed at a painting of Jackson Pollack's and thought: What
a piece of crap?"
-- Rob Long.
"A high-brow is someone who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso."
-- AP Herbert.
"Rembrandt painted 700 pictures. Of these, 3,000 are still in existence."
-- Wilhelm Bode.
"Abstract art is the product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly
-- Al Capp.
"Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be."
-- Noel Coward.
"Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it."
-- Samuel Butler.
"Painting is the art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them
to the critic."
-- Ambrose Bierce.
"Which painting in the National Gallery would I save if there was a fire? The one
nearest the door of course."
-- George Bernard Shaw.
"Computers are useless. They can only give you answers."
-- Pablo Picasso.