Just cut and paste the authors name to find the rest of that persons quotes
MUSIC & MUSICIANS
"Parsifal is the kind of opera that starts at six o'clock. After it has been going three
hours, you look at your watch and it says 6.20."
-- David Randolph.
"Wagner has lovely moments but awful quarters of an hour."
-- Gioacchino Rossini.
"Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to
thousands, and all you can do is scratch it!"
-- Thomas Beecham.
"Pavarotti is not vain, but conscious of being unique."
-- Peter Ustinov.
"The concert is a polite form of self induced torture."
-- Henry Miller.
"My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth while I has the
-- Denis Leary.
"Once you're dead you're made for life."
-- Jimi Hendrix.
"Mick Jagger is about as sexy as a pissing toad."
-- Truman Capote.
"All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff."
-- Frank Zappa.
"I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me
that it wasn't a joke."
-- Spike Milligan.