Just cut and paste the authors name to find the rest of that persons quotes


"The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen
the joke yet."
-- Oliver Herford.

"Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for
people who can't read."
-- Frank Zappa.

"Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings."
-- Ed Gardner.

"I went to watch Pavarotti once. He doesn't like it when you join in."
-- Mick Miller.

"I bought an audio cleaning tape. I'm a big fan of theirs."
-- Kevin Gildea.

"People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It is what it used
to be. That is what's wrong with it."
-- Noel Coward.

"Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find
his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's
old enough to swin NEXT time, OK Jerry?"
Denis Leary.
"Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian."
-- H.L. Mencken.

"I hate music, especially when it's played."
-- Jimmy Durante.