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Celebrity Quotes

"A day without denial is a day you've got to face."
-- Calvin (Calvin & Hobbes)

"Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps."
-- Emo Philips.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the
experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
-- Douglas Adams.

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from
some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then
it's you."
-- Rita Mae Brown.

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
-- George Gobol.

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."
-- WC Fields.

"There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no
place to put it all."
-- Robert Orben.

"Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies."
-- Adrienne Gusoff.

"We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police."
-- Jeff Marder.

"If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either."
-- Dick Cavett.

"I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets."
-- Dave Edison.