Just cut and paste the authors name to find the rest of that persons quotes


"Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?"
-- John Mendosa.

"What's another word for thesaurus?"
-- Steven Wright.

"This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two."
-- George Burns.

"Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire PR officers."
-- Daniel J. Boorstin.

"Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me."
-- G.W. Hegel.

"To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit."
-- Enoch Powell.

"Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the
-- Mark Twain.

"When I am dead, I hope it may be said: 'His sins were scarlet but his books were
-- Hilliare Belloc.

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've
always worked for me."
-- Hunter S. Thompson.

"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm
for the rest of his life."
-- Terry Pratchett.