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Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime

-- Alphonse Allais

One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife...

-- Robert Boynton

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you

-- Rita Mae Brown

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics

-- Benjamin Disraeli

Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted

-- Albert Einstein

I could prove God statistically

-- George Gallup

Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital

-- Aaron Levenstein

Ninety percent of everything is crap

-- Theodore Sturgeon