Just cut and paste the authors name to find the rest of that persons quotes


If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done

-- Scott Adams

There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's being off the network

-- Guy Almes

There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence

-- Jeremy S. Anderson

If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything

-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life

Guide to understanding a net.addict's day:
Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet.
Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet.
Bad day: barely squeezed in three hours of usenet.

-- Anonymous

If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it

-- Anonymous

Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!

-- Rory Bremner

The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life

-- Andrew Brown

Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read

-- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA

By the time (the Leaning Tower of Pisa) was 10% built, everyone knew it would be a total disaster. But the investment was so big they felt compelled to go on. Since its completion, it cost a fortune to maintain and is still in danger of collapsing. There are no plans to replace it, since it was never needed in the first place. I expect every installation has its own pet software which is analogous to the above

-- Ken Iverson

Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and believing you've witnessed the second coming

-- Guy Kawasaki

I'd wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like a black mistake

-- D. H. Lawrence